(-) The Good Stuff: A classy looking bottle with a faded label. It's green. Smells alcoholic and rich. (Given to Mark) Everything's Better With: A dark-red T-shirt. It's edible, and tastes like bacon. Sopor Slime Pie: This. This looks radioactive. Who would ever actually eat this. If you do, you're gonna be doing nothing much for a few hours. Databand: A bangle for storing all kinds of data. This one is empty, if you even know how to access it in the first place. SEXY Pajamas: A light, comfortable set of pants and a button-up top, covered in glittery red hearts. Blueberry Ring Pop: If you collect a bunch of them and put all of them on at once, you can become Ring Pop Royalty. Nunchaku: Also known as nunchucks. Careful you don't whack yourself in the head with them! A Drying Pan: ...this is just a frying pan, but it's been branded as being exclusively for use in keeping the rain off your head. ANGEL: A baby...sinoceratops? Something's weird about her... Despite her name, she's a little aggressive, in a playful way. Pajamas: A light, comfortable set of pants and button-up top. Ibuprofen: A general use pain reliever. (-) Sport Drink: That's just what the bottle says, that's it. (Given to Niina) Pokedex: A small, talking computer full of data on pocket-sized companion monsters.
Sing-A-Ma-Jig: Your fuzzy singing pal! a weeeeeeed: haha what. did you know we can put, like, anything here? what's a 420J Otamatone: Play it as loud as possible to annoy your friends. (-) Nunchaku: Also known as nunchucks. Careful you don't whack yourself in the head with them! (Given to Lacus for her birthday) POLAROID CAMERA: A yellow polaroid camera pre-loaded with film. Banana Peel: Careful you don't slip on it. Pringles: How do they get them shaped like that HOW DO THEY GET THEM SHAPED LIKE THAT HOW DO THEY G- Plastic Light Sword: A shitty knockoff lightsaber toy. They didn't even bother making the flashlight part look like anything but a regular flashlight. A Weed: A small, shareable bag. CHRIS I'M CALLING NINE-ONE-ONE. (-) Glitter Formal Outfit: Imagine this isn't a sucky merch scan. (Returned to Milk) Heavy-Duty Glowstick: Snap it, shake it up, and you'll never be without light! At least, for the next...hour or so, let's say. Umbrella: Handy for keeping dry, I guess? Or you could hit someone with it kind of hard. Road Flare: For illuminating dark roads. a weeeeeeed: haha what. did you know we can put, like, anything here? what's a 420J
+1 Starlight Script from Turo +1 Starlight Wrap Party Photo from Brooklynn +1 Handmade banana frog sculpture from Brinda +1 Frog plushie
Frosted Honey Bun: A delicious baked treat, individually wrapped. Pajamas: A light, comfortable set of pants and button-up top. Flower Dress: Remember the 2010s flower crown trend? A gift from Kurumi. Monochrome Bear Kigurumi: UPUUPUUPUUPUUPUU- Box of Chocolates: A metaphor for life, perhaps. There's a lot of coconut mixed in with these. Mountain Dew Hot Pink: Tastes like pomegranate and sour apple. Effects on robots unknown. An Actual Live Chicken: HOLY SHIT WHY WAS THIS HERE IT'S GETTING FEATHERS EVERYWHERE wHAT THE FUCK Baseball Cap: A baseball cap a dagger symbol on it. Leafblower: Rated 10/10 for anti-gnome combat. SLIGHTLY THAWED FROZEN PIZZA SLICE: Maybe if you let them sit out just a little longer, they'll be edible. Girl Cop: A poster for a 00's cheesy teen show. Fun for the whole family!
How to Draw Anime: A book featuring heavily stylized drawing instructions of- who are these assholes? An Entire Pumpkin: What? Manly Ham: THIS MYSTERY MEAT IS SO GODDAMN DELICIOUS YOU GOTTA YELL ABOUT IT! KEEP IT AWAY FROM VEGETABLES, THEY EXPLOOOOOODE! Senzu Beans: They say the legendary senzu bean can sustain a person for a full day, and heal all wounds! Too bad this is just a pack of licensed jelly beans. World's Most Distracting Object: A swirling black and white disk on a stick. You could stare at it for hours. Oolong Tea: Served in a fancy glass with ice and lemon. Great for the member of the group who has to stay sober tonight. FOSSIL FRAGMENT C: A fragment of a fossil that looks like a sharp-tipped talon. Simply Mint: The great taste of orange juice and mint, together at last in one convenient bottle! POWERTHIRST BAJA BLAST: DO YOU WANT TO BE UNCOMFORTABLY ENERGETIC? ELECTROLYTES TURBOLYTES POWERLYTES, MORE LYTES THAN YOUR BODY HAS ROOM FOR! BROOKLYNN STANDEE: What's good Brooklanders?! It's ya girl, in disturbingly accurate portable cardboard form! Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs: With marshmallow bits! Part of this complete breakfast? WALKING MUSHROOM: A living mushroom with a red-speckled top and two feet that resemble smaller mushrooms. Also, it's like two feet tall. A Drying Pan: ...this is just a frying pan, but it's been branded as being exclusively for use in keeping the rain off your head. Rubik's Cube: A rotating puzzle cube; try to solve it without just taking all the stickers off and putting them back on. A Weed: CHRIS I'M CALLIwait, this is just a green crayon. A Weed: A small, shareable bag. CHRIS I'M CALLING NINE-ONE-ONE. Potatogre: An average-appearing onion. Cutting into it reveals each layer is a different color and potato-chip flavor. Gunpla Kit: A model kit for a replica of a giant robot. We Have The Meatsweats: A sweatsuit and tall cowboy hat? It's printed with imagery of various deli meats and cheeses, and branding for- what's "Sparby's"? Cheese Basket: An assortment of delicious cheeses, crackers, and sliced meats.
Ibuprofen: A general use pain reliever. TILES: An abundance of small hexagons of the same size made of colored glass, a glass goblet, and round coasters and saucers -- the rules of the game are a mystery, but they sure are pretty, and take on new features when reflecting in the sun. A Weed: CHRIS I'M CALLIwait, this is just a green crayon. Thermos: It's a Thermos. Good for storing soup and other warm fluids. Sage's Crest: This is just a temporary tattoo, so unfortunately you won't gain any power from it. GameChild Plus: A small handheld gaming system with ten available games and an ever-dwindling battery life. Mach 5: A model racing car. The Little Black Dress: An all-purpose classy piece of formalwear. Baseball Cap: A baseball cap a stylized hammer symbol on it. Ibuprofen: A general use pain reliever.
WEEK ONE REGAINS
Everything's Better With: A dark-red T-shirt. It's edible, and tastes like bacon.
Sopor Slime Pie: This. This looks radioactive. Who would ever actually eat this. If you do, you're gonna be doing nothing much for a few hours.
Databand: A bangle for storing all kinds of data. This one is empty, if you even know how to access it in the first place.
SEXY Pajamas: A light, comfortable set of pants and a button-up top, covered in glittery red hearts.
Blueberry Ring Pop: If you collect a bunch of them and put all of them on at once, you can become Ring Pop Royalty.
Nunchaku: Also known as nunchucks. Careful you don't whack yourself in the head with them!
A Drying Pan: ...this is just a frying pan, but it's been branded as being exclusively for use in keeping the rain off your head.
ANGEL: A baby...sinoceratops? Something's weird about her... Despite her name, she's a little aggressive, in a playful way.
Pajamas: A light, comfortable set of pants and button-up top.
Ibuprofen: A general use pain reliever.
(-) Sport Drink: That's just what the bottle says, that's it. (Given to Niina)
Pokedex: A small, talking computer full of data on pocket-sized companion monsters.
+1 Katana from Brooklynn
WEEK TWO REGAINS
a weeeeeeed: haha what. did you know we can put, like, anything here? what's a 420J
Otamatone: Play it as loud as possible to annoy your friends.
(-) Nunchaku: Also known as nunchucks. Careful you don't whack yourself in the head with them! (Given to Lacus for her birthday)
POLAROID CAMERA: A yellow polaroid camera pre-loaded with film.
Banana Peel: Careful you don't slip on it.
Pringles: How do they get them shaped like that HOW DO THEY GET THEM SHAPED LIKE THAT HOW DO THEY G-
Plastic Light Sword: A shitty knockoff lightsaber toy. They didn't even bother making the flashlight part look like anything but a regular flashlight.
A Weed: A small, shareable bag. CHRIS I'M CALLING NINE-ONE-ONE.
(-) Glitter Formal Outfit: Imagine this isn't a sucky merch scan. (Returned to Milk)
Heavy-Duty Glowstick: Snap it, shake it up, and you'll never be without light! At least, for the next...hour or so, let's say.
Umbrella: Handy for keeping dry, I guess? Or you could hit someone with it kind of hard.
Road Flare: For illuminating dark roads.
a weeeeeeed: haha what. did you know we can put, like, anything here? what's a 420J
+1 Starlight Script from Turo
+1 Starlight Wrap Party Photo from Brooklynn
+1 Handmade banana frog sculpture from Brinda
+1 Frog plushie
WEEK THREE REGAINS
Pajamas: A light, comfortable set of pants and button-up top.
Flower Dress: Remember the 2010s flower crown trend? A gift from Kurumi.
Monochrome Bear Kigurumi: UPUUPUUPUUPUUPUU-
Box of Chocolates: A metaphor for life, perhaps. There's a lot of coconut mixed in with these.
Mountain Dew Hot Pink: Tastes like pomegranate and sour apple. Effects on robots unknown.
An Actual Live Chicken: HOLY SHIT WHY WAS THIS HERE IT'S GETTING FEATHERS EVERYWHERE wHAT THE FUCK
Baseball Cap: A baseball cap a dagger symbol on it.
Leafblower: Rated 10/10 for anti-gnome combat.
SLIGHTLY THAWED FROZEN PIZZA SLICE: Maybe if you let them sit out just a little longer, they'll be edible.
Girl Cop: A poster for a 00's cheesy teen show. Fun for the whole family!
+1 Wakizashi from Lacus
WEEK FOUR REGAINS
An Entire Pumpkin: What?
Manly Ham: THIS MYSTERY MEAT IS SO GODDAMN DELICIOUS YOU GOTTA YELL ABOUT IT! KEEP IT AWAY FROM VEGETABLES, THEY EXPLOOOOOODE!
Senzu Beans: They say the legendary senzu bean can sustain a person for a full day, and heal all wounds! Too bad this is just a pack of licensed jelly beans.
World's Most Distracting Object: A swirling black and white disk on a stick. You could stare at it for hours.
Oolong Tea: Served in a fancy glass with ice and lemon. Great for the member of the group who has to stay sober tonight.
FOSSIL FRAGMENT C: A fragment of a fossil that looks like a sharp-tipped talon.
Simply Mint: The great taste of orange juice and mint, together at last in one convenient bottle!
POWERTHIRST BAJA BLAST: DO YOU WANT TO BE UNCOMFORTABLY ENERGETIC? ELECTROLYTES TURBOLYTES POWERLYTES, MORE LYTES THAN YOUR BODY HAS ROOM FOR!
BROOKLYNN STANDEE: What's good Brooklanders?! It's ya girl, in disturbingly accurate portable cardboard form!
Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs: With marshmallow bits! Part of this complete breakfast?
WALKING MUSHROOM: A living mushroom with a red-speckled top and two feet that resemble smaller mushrooms. Also, it's like two feet tall.
A Drying Pan: ...this is just a frying pan, but it's been branded as being exclusively for use in keeping the rain off your head.
Rubik's Cube: A rotating puzzle cube; try to solve it without just taking all the stickers off and putting them back on.
A Weed: CHRIS I'M CALLIwait, this is just a green crayon.
A Weed: A small, shareable bag. CHRIS I'M CALLING NINE-ONE-ONE.
Potatogre: An average-appearing onion. Cutting into it reveals each layer is a different color and potato-chip flavor.
Gunpla Kit: A model kit for a replica of a giant robot.
We Have The Meatsweats: A sweatsuit and tall cowboy hat? It's printed with imagery of various deli meats and cheeses, and branding for- what's "Sparby's"?
Cheese Basket: An assortment of delicious cheeses, crackers, and sliced meats.
WEEK FIVE REGAINS
TILES: An abundance of small hexagons of the same size made of colored glass, a glass goblet, and round coasters and saucers -- the rules of the game are a mystery, but they sure are pretty, and take on new features when reflecting in the sun.
A Weed: CHRIS I'M CALLIwait, this is just a green crayon.
Thermos: It's a Thermos. Good for storing soup and other warm fluids.
Sage's Crest: This is just a temporary tattoo, so unfortunately you won't gain any power from it.
GameChild Plus: A small handheld gaming system with ten available games and an ever-dwindling battery life.
Mach 5: A model racing car.
The Little Black Dress: An all-purpose classy piece of formalwear.
Baseball Cap: A baseball cap a stylized hammer symbol on it.
Ibuprofen: A general use pain reliever.